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« Reply #15 on: Mar 13th, 2012, 7:04pm »

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A joke from Nick Magazine from a long time ago... Three little kids and one big guy...

Little kids: US HUNGARY!!!

Big guy: Kuwait?

Little kids: NORWAY! US HUNGARY!

*one of them pokes the big guy's stomach, giggling "Bulgaria"*

Big guy: *pulls out can of "turkey grease'* Canada Turkey Greece?

Little kids: Oman! Norway!

Big guy: Panama Chile? *offers pan of chili*

Little kids: Yemen! ^^
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« Reply #16 on: Mar 14th, 2012, 10:05pm »

Conversation with Cleverbot~

Prussia likes jazz.

Prussia is awesome! He is the most awesomest in the world!

f*ck yeah! Prussia is awesome!

Prussia is awesome!

PRUSSIA IS GOD OF AWESOME!

You cannot immitate Prussia's awesomeness!

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« Reply #17 on: Mar 14th, 2012, 10:12pm »

XD I had one, too...


Kolkolkolkolkol!

Vodka! ^J^

Become one with Russia, da?

I'm already one with Mother Russia!

Oh no! Belarus!

AAAAHHHHH!!! *hides*
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« Reply #18 on: Apr 1st, 2012, 03:47am »

xD

I'm watching Saturday Night Live, and yes I know tonight's a rerun, but I'm watching a really funny sketch called something like J-Pop America Fun Time Now! And they keep saying aru at the end of their sentences xD And now Katy Perry came in dressed as Hello Kitty... this all really looks so familiar... gee I wonder why... xD

...aru.
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« Reply #19 on: Apr 1st, 2012, 03:55am »

LOL

I was partying with my cousins and one of them told me a story about her job at Sonic...

"So they were teaching me how to deliver the food and everything, right? So I'm kinda tired and I go out there, but the guy told me, "No, you have to look HAPPY!" and I told him, "I don't have the energy to be happy!" so he was like, "Come on! You can do it! Think unicorns! UNICORNS! BELIEVE!!!" And now whenever I see someone at the workplace looking tired, I shout "UNICORNS!"

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« Reply #20 on: Apr 1st, 2012, 03:59am »

And now I have "I believe" from Book of Mormon stuck in my head... but I shall make up lyrics...

I belieeeeeeve~ That unicorns exist~
I belieeeeeeve~ That they can make anything turn happy~
And III belieeeeeeve that I should shout unicorns at anyone I see who looks unhappy!
I am a mormon!
And a mormon just belieeeeeeves~

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« Reply #21 on: Apr 19th, 2012, 12:34pm »

Heh... A conversation I had with my friend the other day...

Me: "So how big is your extended family?"

Her: "Well, on my dad's side I have three uncles, and on my mom's side I have two aunts and an uncle, and a few cousins. Oh, and there's a whole other branch of tthe family in Canada, but we never talk to them 'cause of some Canadian feud or something. I guess Canadians can fight after all!"

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« Reply #22 on: May 7th, 2012, 10:03pm »

Oh, Rick Perry... You are so very stupid sometimes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uvmKnFY4uk



Can't even remember his own cost-cutting measures... For an interview, no less... XD
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« Reply #23 on: May 14th, 2012, 10:55pm »

"On a traffic light, green means go, and yellow means yield. Well, on a banana, it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the f*ck did you get that banana at?!"

XD Oh Mitch Hedberg...
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« Reply #24 on: May 14th, 2012, 11:42pm »

XD Nice~

My science teacher makes so many mistakes when he's doing things. I swear he'll be really senile when he gets older. Anyway he was reviewing with us genes and he wrote up this:

o->.....o->
Aa.......Aa

And the guy next to me is like, "That's gay marriage." And the teacher's like, "Huh?" *looks at board* "Oh..." *changes*

o->....+o
Aa......Aa

Guy next to me: "Wow I never knew two guys could make a child..."
Teacher: "Oh shut up..."
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« Reply #25 on: May 14th, 2012, 11:50pm »

Wow... Almost as forgetful as my mom...

And here's Jim Carrey for you... On the subject of me...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ic3xNfEP_o&feature=related
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« Reply #26 on: May 14th, 2012, 11:56pm »

Someone wrote a comment under that:
If America is #1, then the world is full of idiots!

My thoughts:
Well America DOES think he's #1, and he fails to realize what an idiot he is...

No offense America...
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« Reply #27 on: Jun 5th, 2012, 4:21pm »

I used a (purpousefully) bad translator to turn this:

"Big brother, big brother! Let's get married... married... married... married... married! You can't run forever!"

Translated by Bing 18 times into:

"Brothers and sisters, who married the brother of his wife! Live forever!"

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« Reply #28 on: Jun 5th, 2012, 4:41pm »

xD Aw man that's hilarious. You had me cracking up in class.

Did you translate it into all of the languages or something?

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You must have been bored...
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« Reply #29 on: Jun 5th, 2012, 4:42pm »

It's a "bad translator" that automatically runs it through a bunch of translations. XD

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator
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