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« Reply #30 on: Jun 5th, 2012, 6:18pm »

I made up this joke a few weeks ago:


"A man walked into a pole and he said "Like Totally."
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« Reply #31 on: Jun 5th, 2012, 7:01pm »

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(I don't get it... ^^')
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« Reply #32 on: Jun 5th, 2012, 7:18pm »

(Neither do I...)

By the way in Math class today, my teacher had broken her leg so she couldn't move as much and stuff, so she asked a student to get her her dividing folder. He's not the brightest and about five minutes after he left he came back asking what it looked like again. As she's telling him where it is and such, she's using absurd hand gestures, in which a couple students were mimicing xD. So after she told him he went back into the Math Department office and a few minutes later we hear the phone ring. She hops to the phone and it's someone from the math dep't office and as she's holding the phone with one hand, she's using hand gestures with the other. When she hangs up, the student next to me says, "I don't think they can see the hand gestures over the phone..."

Somehow I found that completely hilarious xD
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« Reply #33 on: Jun 5th, 2012, 8:29pm »

( Poland. Pole. Polish people are called Poles. Think about it. xD )

That's really funny xD I think I use hand gestures over the phone as well o3o ....
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« Reply #34 on: Jun 5th, 2012, 8:33pm »

(You should have capitalized the P, then... XD)

I use a lot of hand gestures over the phone when I'm pissed off but don't want the person I'm talking to to know it.
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« Reply #35 on: Jun 5th, 2012, 8:34pm »

( =w= I might have done that on purpsose...BUT I WILL FIX IT AFTER I STOP FEELING BAD.)


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« Reply #36 on: Jun 5th, 2012, 8:43pm »

(I'm sorry! 3:)
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« Reply #37 on: Jun 5th, 2012, 8:51pm »

( It's ok =w= )
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« Reply #38 on: Jun 26th, 2012, 7:58pm »

This strip is just...

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« Reply #39 on: Jun 26th, 2012, 8:45pm »

Russians FTW! ^J^
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« Reply #40 on: Jun 26th, 2012, 8:51pm »

Yes, wonderful that you'd pull a tank on someone like that.
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« Reply #41 on: Jun 27th, 2012, 10:59pm »

You should use it on Belarus. Even though it won't stop her.
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« Reply #42 on: Jul 11th, 2012, 5:20pm »

Kay so, when I went to San Francisco, there was this chocolate store called Ghiradelli, and whenever you go in, you get a free sample, which at the time I was there, was a square of hazelnut in chocolate. They were delicious~! Later in the vacation we went down to Monterey Bay, and there was a Ghiradelli on Cannary Road. Since parking was rough, mom pulled to the side and I got out and went across the street. I saw the sign for Ghiradelli on the side, so I went into the nearest store. "Free samples?" I asked. I looked around and it didn't look anything like the Ghiradelli in San Fran. There was a guy with a thing of different nuts and I'm like, "No... hazelnut in chocolate...?" "We don't have those here." "What about those chocolate squares?" "No..." So he ended up giving me a handful of cashews, and I asked for some for my mom who was in the car, so he gave me the other hand full. Back in the car, we found that particular Ghiradelli store so odd...

When we came back the next day, we were walking instead of driving, and we went back to the Ghiradelli store. Now, THIS was Ghiradelli. They gave us free samples of those delicious hazelnut in chocolate and yeah~ Leaving the store, I noticed the store NEXT TO the Ghiradelli store was some nuts store.

Talk about embarrassing...
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« Reply #43 on: Jul 11th, 2012, 5:26pm »

Here's a funny way to spoil the mood.

France and Britain are sitting on a porch, France drinking wine and Britain drinking water.

"Ah mon ami, after all ziz time I don't know 'ow I could live without you~" France swoons before taking another sip of wine.

Britain chuckles. "Is that you or the wine talking?"

"It's me," France explains. "talking to ze wine."
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« Reply #44 on: Jul 11th, 2012, 5:28pm »

xDDDDD OH GOD THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!

Where'd you get that?
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