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« Reply #45 on: Jul 11th, 2012, 5:37pm »

Um, part of it I made up myself, part of it remember from a friend of mine...
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« Reply #46 on: Sep 22nd, 2012, 2:10pm »

Okay, so Germany, we can call her Tara now since she's known as that at that other place, she finally let me borrow her "The Ultimate Adults Only Joke Book" xD So without further ado, I'd like to share a few jokes that made me think of Hetalia xD

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!

A Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.
"Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder?' No."
He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" he continues, "Ah built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'McGregor the Pier-Builder'? No.
"But ye screw just one sheep..."
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« Reply #47 on: Nov 5th, 2012, 03:24am »

Okay, so dad, his friend and I were sleeping over dad's sister's house. I was in one room while they were in another room. It's 6:30am when dad's friend gets up to go to the bathroom, and it's pitch black.

Now I'm sound asleep, until I suddenly hear the door to the room open, and footsteps, sneaking back into bed. It's like I know there's no danger in the visitor, and I'm also kind of curious. Soon I feel a weight on the bed behind me, so I scoot forward so the visitor has enough room on the bed. Suddenly I hear dad's friend's voice saying, "Am I in the right bed...?"

In a very girlish voice, to make it obvious I wasn't dad, I reply, "I doooon't think so..." I practically sounded like Gir now that I think about it.

"I am so sorry..." Embarrassed, he gets off the bed and feels around before realizing, "I can't see..." So I take my phone, press a button so the screen lights up, and point it towards him so he can find his way to the door. "Thank you..."

And I couldn't fall asleep for a bit because I was laughing the whole next five minutes xD

I even considered getting up and going into THEIR room and saying, "Am I in the right bed...?"

Psssssssshhhhh
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« Reply #48 on: Feb 17th, 2013, 2:59pm »

I (as Russia) looked into the sky and was wondering why the meteorite was getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.
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If I'm online but not responding for a while, it probably means I've fallen asleep; sorry.
I enjoy writing. I LOVE anything hypnosis, especially when its descriptive. Feel free to rp with me sometime. ^J^
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