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« Thread started on: Feb 10th, 2012, 04:25am »

This story takes place in a world where the human race has never developed the ability to lie. People still have jobs and cars and houses and families, but everyone tells the absolute truth. There's no such thing as deceit, or flattery, or fiction. People say exactly what they think, and sometimes, that can come across as a bit harsh. But they've got no choice in the matter. It's their nature.

Which brings us to the poor little nation named America. He thinks he's all-that, but everyone knows he's clueless in the world. His economy is terrible, and he's overweight as well. They say people who wear glasses are smart, but America is the perfect counterexample to that argument. He's at the very bottom of the totum pole.

But later on in this story, his luck is going to change, when he tells the world's first lie. He doesn't even know it himself yet. So look forward to that.

America knocked on Britain's door, somewhat nervous. It wasn't often that he would walk with Britain to the World Conference House. He waited awkwardly for Britain to answer, twidling his thumbs.

(Yeah, that's all mostly just quotes and paraphrases. xD)
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« Reply #1 on: Feb 10th, 2012, 11:35pm »

Britain opened the door. His expression darkened a bit when he saw America. "So you're here. You've gained weight, haven't you?" he asked bluntly. As stated earlier, everyone in this story is very blunt and straightforward. Britain wasn't *really* trying to offend America, he was just being honest. "Why don't we just go, then?"
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« Reply #2 on: Feb 10th, 2012, 11:47pm »

(xD Let's try to make this story a funny one! cheesy)

"I wouldn't know, I haven't checked my scale recently," answered America to the first question. "And can I use your bathroom, dude? My bowls are feeling backed-up and I didn't want to stink up my own home."
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« Reply #3 on: Feb 10th, 2012, 11:50pm »

(yup! Light and funny... Yeah... This is gonna be good...)

Britain sighed. "Fine, as long as it gets us moving faster." He stepped aside so America could take a pit stop and went to go get the air freshener while he was busy.
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 10th, 2012, 11:52pm »

"Thanks man," he said, moving past Britain and towards the bathroom. Then he stopped and turned around to say, "It probably won't. I would estimate at least a ten minute delay." With that, he went into the bathroom and closed the door. Noises were heard, but they don't need to be mentioned.
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« Reply #5 on: Feb 10th, 2012, 11:56pm »

"That would've been nice to know." Britain muttered as he got out some more air fresheners and waited for his annoying friend/brother/whatever-their-relationship-is to finish.
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 11th, 2012, 12:00am »

About twelve minutes later, America washed his hands and sprayed the bathroom with an air freshener that was already sitting in there. He opened the door and exclaimed, "You should have seen the size of that one! Dude, your toilet's probably going to be clogged for a week! Man am I glad I didn't do that at my place." He started heading back towards the front door.
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« Reply #7 on: Feb 11th, 2012, 12:04am »

Sighing, the unfortunate Britain called a plumber before heading off with America. "That was rather rude of you. Why don't you go see a doctor? Or couldn't you have gone at the public restroom? It wouldn't have been my problem." he informed him.
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 11th, 2012, 12:13am »

"Public restroom? Nah, man, I feel a little germaphobic every time I sit on one of those toilets." Had they been in a dishonest world, America may have apologized for not going at his place, but honest, he wasn't sorry. They were siblings. Britain should be used to taking crap from his younger brother, whether figurative or literal.
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« Reply #9 on: Feb 11th, 2012, 12:15am »

Britain grunted. Bloody wanker. "Well, no matter, we've arrived. Look, it's France. Doesn't that fop look flashier than normal today?" he asked, changing the subject.
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« Reply #10 on: Feb 11th, 2012, 12:21am »

"Not really," replied America, his voice lowering as France slowly approached them. "He looks about as flashy as normal..."

"Bonjour, you two causeurs de anglais. I tried making zat zound like an inzult but it only meanz talkerz of Englizh."
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« Reply #11 on: Feb 11th, 2012, 12:26am »

"Right. You're looking gaudy as usual today. That too was meant to sound offending." Britain countered.
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 11th, 2012, 12:31am »

"Ohonhonhonohnhon I take gaudy az a complement!" He placed his hand on his chest, proud of what he was wearing. "My clothez aren't anywhere az tacky az yourz!"

"Your opinion..." America muttered.
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« Reply #13 on: Feb 11th, 2012, 12:55am »

Britain rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Anyway, have any ideas as to how to fix any of the world's problems or are you just as clueless as the rest of us?"
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« Reply #14 on: Feb 11th, 2012, 02:05am »

(Sorry I took so long, I was downstairs watching more of season 3. Just watched up to ep 18 ^J^)

America raised his hand. "Well I have some stupid ideas that probably won't work! But sharing hopeless ideas is kind of the point to these meanings so you gotta listen to 'em anyway!" He cleared his throat. "I'm clearing my throat to make sure I have the attention of all of you." He looked around the room, glad to see all seven pairs of eyes were on him. "Okay, dudes, how 'bout we start with global warming? As you all know, it's only natural that the planet will gradually get warmer, however it is the cause of our pollution that is speeding up that process! I, America, say we get rid of pollution by forcing people to use less resources! Let's cut down on the amount of water and electricity we give to our citizens! That way, they'll have to use less! So who here likes my stupid idea?"

Japan spoke up. "I have to agree with America-san. Whire I find his idea compretery unreasonaber, I reary can't make disagreements that werr..."
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