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« Reply #30 on: Feb 11th, 2012, 10:58pm »

(xD Nice one, China)

"Nah, nevamind," he waved Italy's suggestion off, "I don't need von."

"After you," sneered France to Britain's statement.

"Fine, whatever, let's just go," grumbled America as he started leaving out the door. Suddenly, his pocket started vibrating. "Hehe, my phone tickles," he said as he took it out and answered it. "What?" he asked, almost not believing his ears, but why shouldn't he? Lies weren't invented yet, so there was no reason to question what he was hearing. "In Roswell, New Mexico? Dude, I'm so gonna be there!" He hung up and ran out the door. The others didn't care much about his conversation and just left the Conference House to go back home.
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« Reply #31 on: Feb 11th, 2012, 11:04pm »

(Idea! What if Tony can also lie? Maybe or maybe not...)

Britain sneered. "No, peoplewho look like ladies first." he said, mock bowing and holding the door for him as everyone else simply filed out.
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« Reply #32 on: Feb 11th, 2012, 11:21pm »

(Yeah, of course, except Tony doesn't really talk... Frucking limey...)

France's nostrils flared as he gave an ugly stare, but then found his fabulous composture again and flipped his hair with a smirk. "You're juzt jealouz of my good lookz!" He left through the door and headed back home as well.

America had quickly made his arangements and was on his way to Roswell, New Mexico.
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« Reply #33 on: Feb 11th, 2012, 11:27pm »

(Oh yeah. tongue derp. I can play him, though.)

Little did anyone know, this was the turning point. This was the event from which America would develop his new and useful ability he didn't even know he had... The time when things would change for him... This is also foreshadowing. Duh.
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« Reply #34 on: Feb 12th, 2012, 12:16am »

The sun blazed down on America as he walked the six miles from the airport. He wiped sweat off his forehead as the narration started.

*Acts like the woman narrator, even though it's supposed to be America* In July, 2011, a ranch owner found something totally crazy in a tiny little town called Roswell, New Mexico.

America finally stopped as he reached the home of this ranch owner. It seemed boring enough.

So when America heard about it, he had to go, I mean, like come on, what else was he gonna do?

The ranch owner lifted a sheet of silver metal. "I found this metal, and it's, like, totally crazy."

"Cool! And how is it totally crazy?"

The ranch owner took a knife and cut it though the middle of the metal sheet. "Observe. I just cut it, right? Check this out..." As if like magic, the metal sheet brought its two halves together again. America continued to watch, curiously intrigued. "Now watch! I'll crumple it all up..." The ranch owner did so, and a second later, the crumpled metal popped back into its original sheet form. America was taken aback. And then smiled.

"DUDE! THATISSOAWESEOMEOHMYGOD! WHERE'DYOUFINDITWHERE'DYOUFINDITWHERE'DYOUFINDITWHERE'DYOUFINDITCOMEONTELLMENOWNOWNOW!!!"

"Calm down. It's over there." He pointed to their left, and America looked in the direction very excitingly. What he was pointing to looked like a crashed metal balloon of some sort.

(And this is when we go on our own thing, since obviously there is no UFO theory)

"WOW! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING!?" He ran over to the UFO.

The ranch owner shrugged and went back inside. "Eh, I don't really care much..."

(And now Tony comes out. Don't forget, he doesn't talk much, so it will mostly be narration)

(Somehow I accidently pressed post WAAAAAY prematurely... I have no idea how that happened...)

(Also, since you're offline now, I'm gonna go have dinner. It'll probably say I'm online cuz I keep my computer on, but I'm not here.)
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« Reply #35 on: Feb 12th, 2012, 12:59am »

(I just had dinner. XD)

Suddenly, a small gray creature emerged. It walked on two legs like a person, but had no hair or clothes, and a really big head with huge eyes. You would know this as a grey alien, but America doesn't. Cue more freaking out.
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« Reply #36 on: Feb 12th, 2012, 02:56am »

America kept his exciting smile as he tilted his head at the weird creature. "Hey, dude... What are you?"

Tony processed this form of communication and gave himself a translation. A few seconds later, he replied in a rather high-pitched and girlish voice, "A frucking alien." (Yeah... Trying to keep Tony in character here... Sorry...)

America chuckled and put his arms up, like in defense. "Hey, dude, no need to curse! Wait..." He put his arms down and looked at Tony closer. "An alien? OHMYGODTHATISSOCOOL! Heh! What's an alien?" He raised an eyebrow.

Tony hesitated again and then pointed up towards the blue sky. "I come from up there!"

America looked up as well, his expression now a curious one. "Oh, cool, dude... You come from another planet..." America smiled cutely, slowly understanding Tony's origins. But then he frowned as he realized something. "Aw man... What am I gonna tell my boss?" he asked rhetorically.

(Sorry for taking over for Tony... I just had this scene in mind... ^^'
Also, you can be Mr. Boss dude. Let's just cut to that scene, okay?)
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« Reply #37 on: Feb 12th, 2012, 03:02am »

(it's okay! He's just a trucking alien! XD)

The president awaited America at the White House. How did the investigaton go, he wondered? Were there any findings?
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« Reply #38 on: Feb 12th, 2012, 03:08am »

(Okay, um... a few things I'd like to clarify for you ^^... 1. To answer your question, there's a reason that in Hetalia they refer to their leaders as their boss, so there's no say on who exactly it is... 2. lol I never heard you curse xD well besides ass 3. America's boss heard of something crashing into New Mexico and had called him to ask him what it was about. If anything, America would want to avoid telling his boss, not be the one to call the discussion about it...)

America shyly stepped into his boss's office, hands behind his back in a respectful way, though he didn't give his boss eye contact out of intimidation.
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« Reply #39 on: Feb 12th, 2012, 03:20am »

(Fixed it... God, this is such an off day for me... sorry! *whips out Hungary's frying pan and hits self on head* Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabaka!!!!!!!!!!!!)

His boss nodded politely and got straight to the point. "Evening, America. Were there any interesting findings from the crash site?" he inquired.
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« Reply #40 on: Feb 12th, 2012, 03:22am »

(There, there, it's okay. I have the power to make anyone look like an idiot. Don't take it so hard on yourself, it's not your fault)

"U-Um... W-well..." America really didn't want to tell his boss that he had found an alien. He didn't really want to tell anyone.
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« Reply #41 on: Feb 12th, 2012, 03:41am »

(it's in my nature! I'm sorry!)

The president sighed. "Oh, come on. Just tell me what you found already.

(random thought: why don't the nations use the royal "we"? I know I'm goung to sound stupid on this one, too...)
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« Reply #42 on: Feb 12th, 2012, 04:59am »

(Royal "we"? What? What's that?)

"I-I found... a..." A spaceship! No, don't tell him that! Keep it a secret! But what am I supposed to tell him? What looks like a spaceship? After all, that's what the remains looks like... What do the remains look like besides a space ship? Hmm... "A weather balloon!" he shouted with sudden inspiration, his brain waves beating faster than anyone's ever had before. He didn't know it, but that was the moment when he told the world's very first lie.
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« Reply #43 on: Feb 12th, 2012, 05:09am »

Neither did his boss, who was just a little weirded out that he was shouting. "Oh. That's all? Just a weather balloon? Okay then." he said casually.

(when someone refers to themself as "we" instead of "I"; apparently royalty used it because they represented their country.)
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« Reply #44 on: Feb 12th, 2012, 05:25am »

(hmm idk, though I still don't quite fully grasp what it is that you're asking, exactly)

America tilted his head curiously at his boss and raised an eyebrow. He bought that? But wasn't it obvious that he... he... No, of course not! Because nobody has ever done this before. His eyes widened as well as his smile as he left the White House, feeling like he was walking on air. How did he do that? What did he even do? He walked over to the nearest bar to ponder over what exactly it is that he did...

He sat down at the bar stool, next to Italy who was for some reason there. Russia was bartending at the moment and approached him. "Vodka~?"

America looked up. "No thanks. Beer." Then he turned to the Italian. "Hey Italy..." he greeted.
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