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« Thread started on: Jan 24th, 2012, 05:02am »

Just a thread where I feel like being funny and personal. A place where we can share our Hetalia-related jokes, and personal stories that are funny and may be connected to Hetalia, or are just random.

Here, I'll go first.
My Mom and I went to Niagara Falls, Canada last spring break. One day we we ate at a Friday's off of Cliffton Hill. I was reading a book, and at one point during our meal, the waiter asked me, "What's that book you're reading about, eh?"
I smiled and answered the question. Afterwards, I couldn't help but point out to him that he said "eh".
He replied, "Oh yea. Whenever I catch myself saying that, I think to myself, 'MAN am I Canadian!"

Just thought I'd share that funny story! ^^
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 24th, 2012, 05:11am »

Hahaha, my turn!

Earlier yesterday, my friend and I were randomly thinking about stereotypes and she suddenly broke out in the cowboy accent:
"This here's TEXAS! We's bigger than ANYBODY! We raises our children to be proud little cowpokes down here! An the only religion worth knowin' is FOOTBALL!"

And so, I broke out my French accent:

"Stupid Americans! You are nowhere NEAR as sexy as ze French! And that silly little man-tackling sport you call "football"... In France, we play ze REAL footbal, the ones you STUPID AMERICANS call 'soccer'!"

"Oh yeah, you snail-eater? The one with the ball that looks like a board from the checkerboard game... The one with the... Checkerboard...?"

"It is called CHESS, you stupid American!"

And then other people joined in. It was a lot of fun laughing at ourselves!
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 24th, 2012, 05:27am »

LOL

Ooh! Ooh! I got another one; a joke, really.

What does China say to greet someone he knows well?

"Nihao. How aru?"

*Cue laugh track*
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 24th, 2012, 05:36am »

Maple leaf! That joke hurts!

Here's a realization:

Sealand is an oxymoron (a word or phrase that contradicts itself, like "jumbo shrimp"), get it?
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 24th, 2012, 10:17am »

I have a joke!

What do you call someone running to a bathroom?

Russian!
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 24th, 2012, 10:34pm »

Today in gym locker room: I saw a panda pillow pet!

I looked at it until the owner looked at me, and I said, "PANDA ARU!"

Nobody got it cry They have no idea what I meant...
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 3rd, 2012, 04:48am »

I just came up with one:

March 11, 2011: Japan trips and falls into a pool.

(date of Japan's earthquate & tsunami)
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« Reply #7 on: Feb 4th, 2012, 3:47pm »

LOL

May 18, 1980:

America sneezes so hard he almost breaks a rib.

(date of Mt. St. Helena eruption)
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 6th, 2012, 06:21am »

(Unrelated to Hetalia, but just thought I'd share...)

*At Chinese Restaurant ^^*

Fortune reads: "An attractive person has a message for you.

Mom says: "I have a message for you."

Me: DERRRRRRRP
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 6th, 2012, 03:14am »

Ooh, another quote ^J^

*dad comes downstairs*
*I was mumbling something and then I look up, smile, and say hi*
Dad: hi… Why are you looking at me like that?
Me: Oh nothing… *sigh* I was just talking to myself…
Dad: What were you saying?
Me: That’s none of your business!
Dad: Well, be kind… That’s my daughter you’re talking to!

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« Reply #10 on: Mar 6th, 2012, 03:25am »

Hahaha... I have a joke that my English teacher told not too long ago...

Back when they were trying to name Canada, they had no ideas whatsoever, so they eventually decided to just put some letters in a hat and pull them out.
"C, eh."
"N, eh."
"D, eh."
The guy writing this down was American and didn't know any better, so he put the name down as Canada! ^^

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« Reply #11 on: Mar 6th, 2012, 03:31am »

xD Nice one.

Ooh! Ooh! I got another quote :3

This was in the car, between my mom, my dad, and I, and we were talking about when I got a permit, if Mom would let herself sleep while I drive.

Mom: Well you should be a good driver if you get your genes from both your parents.
Me: Well mostly you.
*Dad turns around and looks at me angrily for a second, but obviously in a playful way*
Me: Heh, Dad looks at me.
Dad: The word is glared...
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 10th, 2012, 10:18pm »

Random communism joke from a few months back with me and my friend:

Me: *looking at the nigt sky* There's a crescent moon tonight... Looks almost like a sickle...
My friend: Great, now all we need is giant hammers flying across te sky!
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« Reply #13 on: Mar 12th, 2012, 02:42am »

"knock knock"

"Whose there?"

"Canada"

"Canada Who?"

"Exactly."

Saw that one on comment on a Youtube video.
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« Reply #14 on: Mar 13th, 2012, 6:46pm »


The following is allegedly the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995, as released by the Chief of Naval Operations:

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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