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xx (Song Fic!) The 1p, 2p, World!
« Thread started on: Oct 20th, 2012, 06:43am »

(I wrote this to make up for my absense...AH, SCREW IT, IT'S FOR FUN.)

Hello?
Oh no.
Are you there?
Crap, she's here...
You sound just like me!
Who cares Nummy?
I do~!

For every 1p there's a 2p!
For every 2p there's a 1p.
For every time you're angry they get sad!
For every time you're annoying I get mad.
And in the end we're all the same!
And you're driving me insane.
The 1p,
2p,
World~!


Wow, must not be a lot of times when you get annoyed!
Oh, there's plenty...
Hey, I know what'll cheer you up~! More singing!
Oh no...

1p America is so very sweet!
2p America kills and yet he doesn't eat meat.
1p Britain's cooking could murder you!
2p Britain's could do the same and I swear it's true...
1p France is so kind!
2p France'll kick your behind.
1p Canada is shy!
2p Canada is high.


Woah...he's high?
And dry.
Well then,

For every 1p there's a 2p!
For every 2p there's 1p.
We're considered pretty good!
People think we're from a hood.
And I bet you can't believe that it's true!
I couldn't believe it until I met you.
The 1p,
2p,
World~!


1p Russia says he'll become one with us all!
2p Russia throws up vodka in the bathroom stall.
1p China constantly can nag and can scold!
2p China is the number one guy that you can't call old.
1p Switzerland owns a gun!
2p Swtizerland likes fun.
1p Liechtenstien is cute!
2p Liechtenstien can shoot...


Cool! Is she good?
Very good...
Okay then,

For every 1p there's a 2p!
For every 2p there's a 1p.
We'll always stick together!
I could kill them all with leather.
I think that we're pretty alike!
I think that you should take a hike.
The 1p,
2p,
World~!


Ooh, we're almost done!
Hoorah.
Wow, I've never seen you so happy!
Shut up.

1p Germany isn't a big slacker!
2p Germany is more of a quitter.
1p Japan isn't a big socalizer!
2p Japan's determined to be a hypnotizer.
1p Romano'll kick you to the curb!
2p Romano is a perv.
1p Italy always has a smile!
2p Italy spilled blood on my tile.


...uh...okay...
It's true. The body smelled pretty bad.
...
...
...SO,

FOR EVERY CRAZY 2P THERE'S A 1P!
For every 1p there's a 2p.
OKAY GUYS I'M TERRIFIED.
I'm gonna commit suicide.
THE 1P,
2p,
HELP ME,
Kill me,
WORLD!


OH MY GOD I'M LEAVING THE ROOM-

BOOM!
« Last Edit: Oct 20th, 2012, 07:02am by Belarus~! (2p!) » User IP Logged

Hi guys~! I'm into hypnosis, brainwashing, etc. And I'll RP as Greece, France, and 2p!England. Well, those are my top 3, but I can be a few more people if you'd like~
Mew~! ;3
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM~
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