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And it Was The Best Thing Ever.
« Thread started on: Dec 7th, 2012, 12:26am »
((When bored on your computer with nothing else to watch but YouTube, things happen.
I REGRET NOTHING.
EXCEPT ASKING OUT CARLOS THE TACO. AND BEING BLACK. AND LIKING RIBBON AND BOWS. SO YEAH.
LET'S DO THIS.))
It was a beautiful, sunny day in Hetaliaville, or wherever the heck you wanna say this took place. I dunno. I really don't.
"HIYA GUYS, YOU WANNA HEAR A RANDOM THOUGHT THAT I HAD FIVE SECONDS AGO I GOTTA SHARE?!" Nummy greeted, stepping into some weird cultish like circle.
Russia nodded and shrugged. "I guess. Does it have any importance to anything?"
"SURE, LET'S GO WITH THAT! DID YOU KNOW THERE'S NO ACTUAL RECORD FOR HOW MUCH SOMEONE'S DRUNK MAPLE SYRUP OUT OF THE BOTTLE AT ONCE?! THAT MEANS, ONE OF US CAN BREAK THE RECORD!"
Quickly getting on his computer, Russia began to look up the records. "Actually, the record was bro-"
"WHAT THE HELL?! ARE YA'LL SAYING NO ONE HAS BROKEN THE FREAKIN' RECORD?!" Canada quickly came in, looking a bit pissed.
America laughed and nodded. "Yep! Of course, YOU could never break the record!" He then laughed like he usually did until Britain and France dragged him off, Sealand not far behind.
"WAIT FOR ME! I HAVE TO BE OF SOME IMPORTANCE IN THIS FANFICTION!" Sealand called, hoping he'd be mentioned.
Nummy, Russia, and Canada just blinked until Canada began to rant again.
"THIS IS STUPID! NOW, WHY THE HELL WOULD YA'LL NOT EVEN TRY?! I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YA'LL'ER STUPID, IT JUST MEANS-"
Russia quickly cut Canada off by pulling on his curl. "Behave! Geez, I always have to be in the middle of-"
Now Nummy cut him off, her arms waving around as she screamed. "SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU! CANADA CAN'T DO IT, SO SCREW IT! FORGET I SAID ANYTHING!"
Canada glared and pushed Russia off, putting his hands on his hips. "CAN SO!"
"CAN SO!" China called out, hoping to confuse them before running off.
"CAN SO NOT!" Nummy quickly shot back, hissing at Canada.
"AT LEAST I DON'T DATE EVERYONE!"
"AT LEAST I DON'T DRINK MILK OUT OF BAGS!"
Russia pushed them both, hoping they'd stop. "There's only ONE way to solve this!"
Both of them looked at each other before turning to Russia. "But how?"
Russia rolled his eyes before turning to Nummy. "Hey Nummy, can you use your magic to create an endless pile of maple syrup?"
"Yeah. DUH." She quickly snapped her fingers and a giant pile appeared.
Canada's eyes went wide and he quickly grabbed one. "Whoa...when did you learn how to...whatever." He stopped himself from asking and opened one, gulping it down. "One..."
Everyone began to gather around, cheering him on.
Canada just kept gulping, feeling the syrup go down as everyone watched in amazement.
"GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!"
Eventually, Canada tuned them out, focusing on getting the maple syrup down his throat without any trouble. He found a beat to sip and gulp, continuing on and on, the only sound he truly heard being the gulps he made.
He shut his eyes and found himself in a tunnel of syrup, floating in a syrup river. Don't breathe. Don't speak. Just drink. He found himself getting closer and closer to drinking the whole pile, not breathing, not speaking...just...focus...
Meanwhile, everyone watched as Canada twitched and seemed to be having a heart attack or seizure.
"Yo...yo Canada...you okay?" America asked, everyone looking to Canada for an answer.
Canada smiled a bit, bloody syrup coming from his mouth along with foam.
"Oh, Canada!" Everyone chimed, laughing until Nummy spoke up. "But seriously, we should get him to a hospital."
In the end, Canada was fine. But he couldn't drink maple syrup for awhile. Or move. Or breathe.
But, he lived!
Hi guys~! I'm into hypnosis, brainwashing, etc. And I'll RP as Greece, France, and 2p!England. Well, those are my top 3, but I can be a few more people if you'd like~